Drunk bear breaks into car, joyrides, crashes...poops
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A drunk bear in Colorado broke into a Subaru last week and wasn't content with simply trashing the car like a normal bear. No, this bear also crashed the car into a mailbox before using it as a bathroom.
Ron Cornelisu, neighbor of the unfortunate car owner, told the Durango Herald that he heard a commotion at 5 a.m. one day.
"Usually, I don’t get up at 5 o’clock unless there is a bear driving a car down the street."
Oh, Ron, you card. He looked outside and saw a vehicle crashed in his yard. Not knowing if anyone was inside, he called 911, and authorities found convincing evidence (i.e., poop) that indicated a drunk bear was at fault. Not only did the bear defecate in the car, it also pulled the steering wheel off the shaft, tore the radio out of the dash, and smashed the back window.
How do I know the bear was drunk, you might ask? Do I have proof? To this I say, do I need proof? Do you have any proof that the bear wasn't drunk? How else do you explain this kind of behavior? Even frat boys don't do this when they're sober. Bear was drunk, OK?
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Brother bear
Brother bear changed with age
drunk bear
it's really good to read a story not about someone killing someone, insulting someone, or something else negative. it's not exactly a positive story for the poor unfortunate car owner. (really hope the owner's insurance covered this claim), but for me i needed this gave us a bit of a laugh about the bear not the poor car or it's owner, to me this is a positive story. thanks for sharing. my heart goes out to the owner of the car.
Drunk bear breaks into car, joyrides, crashes...poops A drunk b
THe most ignorant report that would be on a site for MHP. I'm embareesared and ashamed this would eve be affilated on this sitr, no wonder every other US state thinks we are hillbillies.
drunken bears mother...
I'm guessing at the way that comment was formatted and written with all the spelling errors that was actually the drunken bears mom trying to deflect the blame and keep him off of the front pages! (He is running for office after all)
Drunken Bears and crappy cars
An a**hat view
Hillbillies
The fact that someone is offended by this gives me great plesure even tho i didn't find what i was looking for on here and what i was looking for is very grim. i don't typicly comment on things online but this made me laugh and gives me a bit of hope in hummanity to take something positive out of a negative sistuation. People need humor in there lives even when in distress. God bless this hillbilly state and the Hillbillies in it.
💯THE FACT IS....
THE FACT IS THAT YOU ALL ARE RESPONDING TO A STORY THAT WAS REPORTED IN 2017 SO THATS FOUR YEARS OLD AND IT MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT BEEN REAL. SHOWS YOU HOW MEDIA/PRESS CAN FOOL YOU OR MAKE YOU THINK ITS A CURRENT ARTICLE OR NEWS STORY THEY RECYLE NEWS ALL THE TIME.,...
What a scene!
This story was absolutely unbearable. It must have been a black day...and what a grizzly crash! (Even if those two sound like polar opposites.) You might even say the owner was having a Kodiak moment!
And Larry for the win!
Well played, sir, well played.
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