This news story is not for the faint of heart. 

Last night, a witness captured the terrifying sight of an enormous jack-o-lantern emerging from the trees, bearing down on the people of Peoria, Arizona, ghoulishly preparing to crush anything—or anyone—in its path. The 25-foot tall, 350-pound inflatable pumpkin was out of control, threatening hysterical onlookers with its ghostly wrath.

Or, you know, it bounced around a bit and got stuck in a traffic light. And then bounced around a little bit more. Still, it's pretty funny to watch. Read full details here.